Introducing the newest writer -- Spuds Mckenzie

I am happy to present the newest writer "Spuds Mackenzie".  Spuds is also a pitcher who is known to throw at people from time to time to announce his authority. He's a guy that gives your team a chance to win every time he's on the mound. He's also that guy who knows how to juggle multiple girls at the same party and still be able to use his "red rocket" at the end of the night. His contribution will serve more for comic relief as he rants about his "chafes" regarding baseball and anything else.